Some say he's a rodent, while others think he's a #!@#!#@! with no screws on. As for me, it's just "I'm not normal". Well, his grammar sounds better than, ummm.... Let's say Catherine Soanes or Angus Stevenson, editors of Concise Oxford English Dictionary.
Perhaps, such a "hi-end" lingual approach, with exquisite pronunciation is way too crunchy for me to digest. This is probably the reason I couldn't really make out the difference between "example" and "exercise" explicitly. No, wait a minute! "I NO THINK HE NO IN MY LEVEL, I NO NORMAL!" (can anyone help me with my English??) Well, my brain was drenched in unintended humour, but alas! I couldn't let her rift. And yea, how could I forget, "HE NO FOOL I FOOL!". Ouchies, his spot on English is too hard for me to gulp, and not to mention, especially when it comes to "5", "Pi" and "Phi".
You know, when I grow up I wanna keep moustache like none other than him. And just by the stroke of luck, if I happen to be a teacher, I'd be his disciple. Well, as they say: some people live because it's illegal to kill 'em, and I think I know someone who should be knowing this...
Considering a brief analysis, my computer speaks better (woops! I meant worse...) than him. It atleast bothers to learn grammar and pronunciation by reviewing documents and and speech trainings (Oh, did I mentioned he is the Mr. Know-It-All?).
Perhaps, he's the kinda teacher, maybe Jed Kennings or George Bush deserves. Is that about him? Well, no.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
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